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Quote of the Day

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“Look everyone, now that I’m a teacher I’ve sewed patches on my elbows.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, that’s supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not the other way around.  You’ve ruined a perfectly good jacket.” – Marge Simpson
“Ah, incorrect Marge, two perfectly good jackets.” – Homer Simpson

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