Quote of the Day

“Oh, you’re the bee’s knees baby. I missed you bad.” – Abraham Simpson
“Were you talking to me, Grampa?” – Marge Simpson
“Umm… yes?” – Abraham Simpson
“Eww…” – Marge Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 P. Piggly Hogswine
    30 September 2009 at 6:09 am

    I have to vent some steam here, and this is a good place to do it. I was towards the end of my primary school days when the Who Shot Mr. Burns episodes were aired. I’d seen Part 1, and at school on Monday morning, this fuckwit of a student came running up to everyone, to announce that he’d heard on the radio who had indeed done the deed, and said it was Maggie. I haven’t seen the tosser since the end of Year 7, and if I do I’d like to shove sausages down your throat and hungry dogs up his butt.

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