Quote of the Day

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“Hey, I heard we’re going Ape Island.” – Carl
“Yeah, to capture a giant ape.  I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.” – Lenny
“Candy Apple Island, what do they got there?” – Charlie
“Apes, but there not so big.” – Carl

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Huggies
    26 October 2010 at 9:05 am

    That last line is actually correct. Lenny’s incorrect grammar in the previous line is matched by Carl’s incorrect use of “there” in place of “they’re”.

  2. 2 John
    26 October 2010 at 5:37 pm

    Three straight days of nothing but quotes of the day = Zombie DHS.

  3. 3 Charlie Sweatpants
    26 October 2010 at 8:27 pm

    @Huggies – I can assure you it was accidental.

    @John – The day ain’t over. I just put up a “Lies Make Baby Jesus Cry”. But it’s nice to know people care.

  4. 4 John
    27 October 2010 at 1:55 am

    Whew, that’s much better.

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