Quote of the Day

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“They’re butchering the classics!  Could that bassoon have come in any more late?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh c’mon, Homer, there’s lasers.  You like lasers.” – Marge Simpson
“Laser effects, mirrored balls, John Williams must be rolling around in his grave.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Danny Elfman!

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Joe C.
    29 May 2011 at 4:05 pm

    Praise the man who made arguably the most recognizable theme on TV!

    Also praise the fact that there is no new ZS tonight!

  2. 2 Matthew
    29 May 2011 at 10:21 pm

    I love the contrast in Homer’s expression from the picture in the post below to this one. He went from super excited to stubborn and pouty.

  3. 3 Nick
    30 May 2011 at 9:43 am

    Marge lost her red pearls?

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