Quote of the Day

Bart Gets Hit By a Car8

“Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.  But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement.” – Lionel Hutz

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Thrillho
    20 October 2011 at 10:58 am

    This episode only gets better with age.

  2. 2 Stan
    20 October 2011 at 11:05 am

    Oh, I miss the days when Hutz was a sleazy crooked lawyer ready for anything in order to grab some mullah. Then they turned him into a desperate loser only a moron would go with. And then they just scratched him off.

    Not a single side character left in the show today would still compare to him, Troy McClure, or anyone they cut out in double digit seasons for that matter.

    • 3 Charlie Sweatpants
      20 October 2011 at 3:23 pm

      I agree that no other characters left compare to him or McClure, but I don’t think Hutz ever went downhill. “Realty Bites” is one of the best in Season 9 precisely because they found a way to use his failure as a lawyer and still get him involved.

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