Quote of the Day

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“What do you want?” – Patty Bouvier
“I came to see the kids.” – Homer Simpson
“Wait here, and don’t steal any light bulbs.” – Patty Bouvier

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 JonnyStoppard
    16 February 2012 at 4:47 pm

    YES!! I have only found this website tonight, everything I feel about this show has been excellently articulated in your manifesto – kudos to you sir, kudos!
    I look forward to reading through the archives.
    Some bozo

  2. 3 Mr. Incognito
    16 February 2012 at 10:06 pm

    One of my favorite characteristics of Homer Simpson, as mentioned in this quote, imply that he’s a bit of a mooch, taking things like light bulbs, pens, spilled sugar, etc. whenever he can. It’s also funny that he’s enough of a mooch that people have to tell him not to do so; Patty and Selma aren’t the only characters on The Simpsons that I can imagine saying something like this to Homer.

  3. 6 Scott
    18 February 2012 at 9:08 am

    “hello, what’s this? wire hangers? expired medications? old newspapers?! Okay Homer stay calm, just quietly get this stuff inside your house”

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