Quote of the Day

“Alright Simpson, let’s go over the signals.  If I tuck the bill of my cap like so . . .” – C.M. Burns
“Yeah.” – Homer Simpson
“. . . it means the signal is a fake.” – C.M. Burns
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“However, I can take that off by dusting my hands thusly.” – C.M. Burns
“Got it.” – Homer Simpson
“If I want you to bunt, I will touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice.” – C.M. Burns
“Uh-oh, I don’t understand a word he’s saying.  Why doesn’t he just let me bat?  I wish I was home with a big bag of potato chips.  Mmmm, potato chips.” – Homer’s Brain

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer at the Bat”!  Original airdate 20 February 1992.

10 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 20 February 2012 at 8:48 am

    Awesome! I watched this episode last night, what a coincidence! I forgot how great that episode was, it’s now one my favourites for sure!

  2. 2 Chrissy
    20 February 2012 at 9:20 am

    For many years I didn’t know that song at the end was parody…until the actual “Duke” died.

  3. 20 February 2012 at 11:57 am

    And do something about those sideburns!

  4. 5 D.N.
    20 February 2012 at 5:42 pm

    Twenty years. Jesus.

    Anyway, if anyone is interested, last year I knocked up a collage of baseball cards for all of Monty’s ringers. I chose cards from 1991 because I figured the episode would have been in production that year – if not, well, the cards all have Simpson-yellow bordering:

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