Quote of the Day

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“Doesn’t this car have seatbelts?” – Lisa Simpson
“Seatbelts, pfft.  They kill more people than they save.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s not true, you’re thinking of airbags!” – Lisa Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 DD baby
    18 March 2012 at 9:09 am

    Didn’t they do this in Futurama too with the whole area 51 episode?

  2. 2 ilmozart
    18 March 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Great ep, especially the end with one of the Flanders offspring declaring “I’m a torso!”

  3. 3 SharoKham
    18 March 2012 at 8:02 pm

    A background extra with weird color hair? Homer at a the SNPP? Almost feels like old ti-

    Oh, Homer caused an earthquake. See you next week.

    • 4 SharoKham
      18 March 2012 at 8:07 pm

      I’m going to pull a Galileo and say this wasn’t that bad until the fucking robots showed up.

      • 5 SharoKham
        18 March 2012 at 8:31 pm

        I’m going to assume that haiku made the Ten Words guy’s head explode, so I’m going to take his place and say I actually enjoyed this episode.

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