Quote of the Day

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“She’s wonderful.  I could feel her sweet country soul in every digitally encoded bit.” – Lisa Simpson
“Country music sucks.  All it does is take precious airspace away from shock DJs whose cruelty and profanity amuse us all.” – Bart Simpson
“Shut up, boy.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Colonel Homer”!  Original airdate 26 March 1992.

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 26 March 2012 at 2:51 pm

    Wow didn’t realise that episode was 20 years old! The song about bagging a Homer is very catchy and I still sing it every now and again

  2. 2 PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!
    26 March 2012 at 6:44 pm

    what really made the ep was the Ya-Hoo cast of characters from such as:
    Big Shirtless Ron, Butterball Jackson, and the Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band

  3. 4 Zartok-35
    27 March 2012 at 9:35 am

    It’s been too long.

  4. 5 monoceros4
    27 March 2012 at 10:39 am

    A reasonably entertaining episode, but wasn’t “Colonel Homer” the first ever “Simpsons” episode in which Homer embraces a wacky new career? Not the best trend to have started…

    • 6 Patrick
      27 March 2012 at 11:30 am

      But he didn’t become an instant professional at it tho he just got lucky.

    • 7 PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!
      27 March 2012 at 12:14 pm

      Dancing Homer. Nothing wrong with a wacky profession or change of occupation the classic seasons are rife with it, but its the spirit in which its gone about.

  5. 8 Patrick
    27 March 2012 at 11:31 am

    What happened to the door frame?

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