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Quote of the Day

The Springfield Connection7

“Are you really allowed to execute people at a local jail?” – Hans Moleman
“From this point on, no talking.” – Reverend Lovejoy


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 9 April 2012 at 10:55 am

    Think maybe you should swap this one; today’s the 20th anniversary of Black Widower.

    “Selma, I don’t know what to say…”
    “Just tell me you like MacGyver.”
    “Very well, I… I… I can’t do it! Even that car chase seemed tacked on!”

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      9 April 2012 at 12:18 pm

      “Think maybe you should swap this one; today’s the 20th anniversary of Black Widower.”

      Crap. I thought that was next Monday. Thanks for the reminder.

  2. 3 PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!
    9 April 2012 at 11:53 am

    That was a well-plotted piece of nonclaptrap that never made me want to retch.


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