Quote of the Day


“Do you ever hide beer around the house?” – Marge Simpson
“Do I ever!” – Homer Simpson

9 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Jordan
    15 May 2012 at 8:14 am

    (Homer opens beer in bed in the dark) Marge: “What was that?”… Homer: “I said.. pssst I love you”

  2. 2 akumatafur
    15 May 2012 at 8:40 am

    Marge: Homer, do you ever drink alone?
    Homer: Does the Lord count as a person?

  3. 3 PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!
    15 May 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Do you need a beer to fall asleep?

    • 4 akumatafur
      15 May 2012 at 2:07 pm

      Homer: Thank you, that’d be nice.
      I personally like the comeback from the latinamerican dubbed version better (Oh, what a great idea!)

  4. 7 Dan S.
    15 May 2012 at 3:35 pm

    Come on crazy noises where are you?…

    • 8 Charlie Sweatpants
      15 May 2012 at 3:51 pm

      We had a schedule conflict, so Compare & Contrast went today and Crazy Noises will go tomorrow.

  5. 15 May 2012 at 5:37 pm

    When I was 17, I had my very first beer… I had my very first beer that I purchased with a fake ID… my name was Bryan McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen.. when I was 17.

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