Quote of the Day

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“My name’s Harv Bannister, I work for Tipsy McStagger’s Good Time Drinking and Eating Emporium.” – Harv Bannister
“Oh, yeah?  Hey, what’s Mr. McStagger really like?” – Moe
“Actually there is no Tipsy McStagger, he’s just a composite of other successful logos.” – Harv Bannister
“Well, you tell him from me that he makes one great mozzarella stick.” – Moe
“Yes, fine, I will.” – Harv Bannister

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    16 May 2012 at 8:20 am

    A wordplay on company names?

    • 2 Dan S.
      16 May 2012 at 11:45 am

      I think its a rib on the soullessness of Company identities. Moe seems to be unaware of this as he actually thinks there is a Mr. McStagger who owns the company.

  2. 3 Dan S.
    16 May 2012 at 8:39 pm

    Any crazy noises this week?

    • 16 May 2012 at 8:55 pm

      The boys down at Company L are still shocked by how low the ratings were this week that they just couldn’t bring themselves to make their entry this week. It was that bad.

      Or, maybe Mad Jon’s been kidnapped by FOXey ninjas hired by Groening and Dave’s still in a catatonic state from this week’s disaster.

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