“Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner’s getting all cold and eaten.” – Homer Simpson
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GARBAGE ANGELS.
I love the scene when Abe comes into the burlesque house and takes off his hat only to see Bart and put it back on and walk out.
TV Commentator: “It’s eleven o’clock; do you know where your children are?”
Homer: “I told you last night NO”
Classy Homer parenting, the kind that made me laugh as this episode aired.
Word.
I also love.
Lady: “Are you wearing a paper sack?!”
Homer:”I have misplaced my pants.”
I’m a big fan of both:
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http://deadhomersociety.com/2009/06/07/quote-of-the-day-131/