Quote of the Day

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“I’d do anything for Lisa.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Really?” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Yeah, they’ll do that.” – Homer Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 ilmozart
    3 June 2012 at 7:40 pm

    Homer was on fire in this episode. His advice to Lisa on how to let down Ralph is nothing short of genius – I no speak English, I’m married to the sea, I don’t want to kill you but I will, I’m not gay but I’ll learn…

  2. 2 D.N.
    3 June 2012 at 11:07 pm

    Ah, the good old days when Homer being an asshole was actually funny.

  3. 3 RaikoLives
    3 June 2012 at 11:21 pm

    Ah, the good old days when Ralph wasn’t a mindless moron.

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