“I’d do anything for Lisa.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Really?” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Yeah, they’ll do that.” – Homer Simpson
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Homer was on fire in this episode. His advice to Lisa on how to let down Ralph is nothing short of genius – I no speak English, I’m married to the sea, I don’t want to kill you but I will, I’m not gay but I’ll learn…
Ah, the good old days when Homer being an asshole was actually funny.
Ah, the good old days when Ralph wasn’t a mindless moron.
Yeah, there was a time when that was true, wasn’t there?