Quote of the Day


“Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure!  You might remember me from such driver’s ed films as Alice’s Adventures Through the Windshield Glass and the Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.” – Troy McClure

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 9 October 2012 at 9:44 am

    Ha ha ha! It’s funny ’cause I don’t know him!

  2. 9 October 2012 at 10:37 am

    “Alice’s Adventures Through the Windshield Glass” is right up there with “Get Confident, Stupid!”

  3. 3 irs_uk
    9 October 2012 at 2:28 pm

    “What a terrible waste.

    Hi! I’m Troy McClure…”

    Hartman at his best.

  4. 4 Stan
    9 October 2012 at 11:09 pm

    If this was today there would’ve been Wiggum among the policemen. And the anchorman would’ve been Brockman cracking something stupid about “the scene DRIVING him crazy”. And no blood would be shown. And it will obviously end with Homer getting his ass kicked for some reason.

  5. 6 abra cadaver
    10 October 2012 at 10:22 pm

    “I’m 31 years oooooolllddddd.”

    “Can’t..stop…doing..THE MONKEY…”

    “My name is OTTO, I looooooove to get BLOTTO.”

    “When I was 17…”

    “I’m disrupting the learning process, and I love it!”

    “Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!”


    “Marge, I’m going to Moe’s. Send the kids to the neighbors, I’m coming back loaded. ”

    …….this episode is fucking awesome!

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