Quote of the Day

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“Mom, Dad, help!  He’s trying to kill me!” – Lisa Simpson
“Nobody likes a tattle-tale, honey.” – Homer Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Monty Python Forever
    23 October 2012 at 3:41 pm

    Dealing with whiny little brats screaming and shitting themselves makes me want to take Homer’s advice and destroy them with an axe. A flyman would probably be less disgusting than a real child around Bart or Lisa’s age, and definitely much less disgusting than one around Maggie’s age.

    • 2 abra cadaver
      23 October 2012 at 4:22 pm

      Agreed. I just watched “I Married Marge” for the thousandth time, and I always liked how — as much as Homer and Marge love their children — they are both (BOTH — even Marge!) super-happy that she’s not pregnant… because they won’t have to put up with all the bullshit of raising another kid. Heh!

  2. 3 abra cadaver
    23 October 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Charlie, this might be old news (cuz 2011 is old!) but I just randomly discovered it while looking up some itchy and scratchy stuff on google. Either way, I know you love when the Simpsons predicts the future, even if this concept isn’t as earth-shattering as some of the other stuff that’s happened. Still, I present the real-life RESERVOIR CATS: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2306707/

  3. 4 PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!
    24 October 2012 at 1:19 am

    Alright alright it your sugar Bart

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