Quote of the Day

Marge Gets a Job10

“Here we have an Alaskan timberwolf.  He weighs two-hundred and forty pounds and his jaws can bite through a parking meter.  He does get spooked by loud noises.” – Zoo Lady
“Loud?  That’s our secret word for the day!” – Krusty the Klown

Happy (belated) 20th Anniversary to “Marge Gets a Job”!  Original airdate 5 November 1992.  (Also got lost in the craziness and confusion and mishegoss of the election.)

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Izzy
    12 November 2012 at 2:20 am

    She must think you’re after her eggs!
    I only ate one!

  2. 2 D.N.
    12 November 2012 at 7:10 am

    Nice doggy.

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