Quote of the Day

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“You have twenty-four hours to give us our money.  And to show you we’re serious, you have twelve hours.” – Fat Tony

Happy birthday Joe Mantegna! 

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Mourning Glory
    13 November 2012 at 9:10 am

    I’m afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. “Where’s the money?”, “When are you going to get the money?”, “Why aren’t you getting the money now?” and so on. So please – the money.

  2. 13 November 2012 at 9:52 am

    “And what if your family don’t like bread? They like… cigarettes?”

  3. 3 Stan
    13 November 2012 at 10:36 am

    The funniest part is when Tony starts to get the keys out of the lock. “You gotta push and twist” “Thank you” or something like that.

  4. 4 abra cadaver
    13 November 2012 at 3:28 pm

    Usual DHS synchronicity weirdness.. I was watching Joe in HOUSE OF GAMES right before logging on here. Great movie. I met Joe once and he’s probably the nicest guy in the world, too.

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