Quote of the Day

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“Arnie Pie in the Sky with the morning commute.  Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets.  Due to a fire at the Army testing lab, a bunch of escaped, infected monkeys are roaming the expressway.  Despite the sweltering heat, don’t unroll your windows cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable.” – Arnie Pie

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 ilmozart
    19 December 2012 at 8:27 am

    I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas gas!

  2. 3 Mr. Incognito
    20 December 2012 at 1:32 pm

    “Gas, break, honk” was often quoted by me when I was younger, though it was mistakenly said, “Gas, gas, honk.”

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