Quote of the Day

Drinking Fountain

“If they hire a woman we won’t be able to spit on the floor.” – Lenny
“And we can’t take off our pants when it gets real hot.” – Carl
“And we won’t be able to pee in the drinking fountain. . . . I mean, not, you know, if we wanted to, not that I ever did.” – Homer Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    3 February 2013 at 5:38 pm

    Although this isn’t a bad episode even my classic standards, I gotta admit – this very joke, albeit quick and painless, is very reminiscent of the current ZS outrageously stinky satirical diaspora. I guess if there was any chance to show it today, the act would’ve also involved Homer actually doing the thing, rather than alluding to it.

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