Quote of the Day

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“Mom, there’s nothing to be alarmed about . . . but could you take one last look at the family and join me in the kitchen?” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Richard Appel!

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
    21 May 2013 at 3:19 pm

    Having recently revisited Season 7, I think the Wiggum, not-Joe-Friday exchange from his episode goes in my top 10 lines of all time:

    Wiggum: “Put out an APB on a ‘Uosbuis R Dewoh.’ Uhh…better start with Greek Town.”
    Not-Joe-Friday: “That’s Homer J. Simpson, Chief. You’re reading it upside down.”
    Wiggum: “Cancel that APB…but uh bring back some of them gyros!”
    Not- Joe: “Uh, Chief. You’re talking into your wallet”

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