Quote of the Day


“Who needs his money?  We’re getting by okay.” – Homer Simpson
“Son, you gotta help me!  I hit three people on the way over here, and I don’t have any insurance!  So, how’s by you?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    24 May 2013 at 10:06 am

    I’ve never felt so alive!

  2. 2 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
    24 May 2013 at 10:13 pm

    Favorite Grandpa quote that accurately sums up life as you get older:

    “I used to be with it…Then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me.”

    Thank you, classic Simpsons writing staff for consolidating my feelings towards reality t.v., pop music, CGI-laden movies, etc.

    • 3 Stan
      25 May 2013 at 1:21 am

      “That’s another 25$ I wasted to appeal to the likes of people like you, Gosh!”

  3. 4 Zartok-35
    26 May 2013 at 2:30 am

    Animated by Paul Wee.

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