Quote of the Day

Homer and Apu11

“Let’s cut to that line.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“But that’s the longest.” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, but look: all pathetic single men.  Only cash, no chitchat.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy birthday Greg Daniels! 

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 13 June 2013 at 1:31 pm

    I love how they added Jaques to that line, as well as a Barney-faced dude.

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      13 June 2013 at 4:42 pm

      I went back and forth a couple of times on which screen grab to use. They show the line from like three different angles and there are a lot more of them in all three than you can see in just the one I used. I also love how none of them have a basket or a cart. All of them are just carrying their groceries.

      • 3 RaikoLives
        14 June 2013 at 9:57 am

        As a married man, I can’t claim to be a pathetic single man, but I know when I shop I’m pretty much always sure I can carry everything, then end up looking like a cross between a plate twirling clown and a complete idiot as I juggle my groceries to the checkout.

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