Quote of the Day

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“Lisa, what’s the answer to number seven?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Sorry, Ralph, that would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.” – Lisa Simpson
“My cat’s name is Mittens.” – Ralph Wiggum

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    17 June 2013 at 12:50 pm

    Is it just me, or… you’ve already posted this quote before?

    • 17 June 2013 at 3:39 pm

      I think it is just you. I typed “Mittens” into the search bar, and only this came up.

      Also, before anyone else says it:

      “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”

    • 3 Charlie Sweatpants
      17 June 2013 at 6:49 pm

      I’ve screwed up and reused quotes a few times, but I check before I post them and I didn’t see this one on the list.

  2. 5 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
    17 June 2013 at 9:28 pm

    “Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?!”

  3. 18 June 2013 at 12:34 am

    I think it’s also pretty great when Ralph later asks Allison for test answers and Lisa tells Ralph “I can’t tell you either,” and he responds with “Leave me alone.”

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