Quote of the Day

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“Springfield will have its first annual Do What You Feel Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up.  It’ll be a welcome change from our annual Do As We Say Festival, started by German settlers in 1946.” – Kent Brockman

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 6 July 2013 at 12:47 pm

    Arr, this picture will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea.

    • 3 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
      6 July 2013 at 3:21 pm

      This is probably my favorite Troy McClure quote of all time. Best self help book title ever.

      • 7 July 2013 at 10:37 am

        As far as fictional Troy McClure products, that’s up there with “Alice’s Adventures Through the Windshield Glass.”

        • 5 Stan
          7 July 2013 at 11:36 am

          Such genuinely funny titles capable of nibbling at one’s imagination… Take that, cutaway-ridden Family Guy!

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