Quote of the Day

Lisa the Vegetarian13

“They can’t seriously expect us to swallow that tripe!” – Lisa Simpson
“Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the meat council, please help yourselves to this tripe.” – Principal Skinner

Happy birthday David S./X. Cohen

10 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 13 July 2013 at 10:59 am

    When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University!

  2. 2 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
    13 July 2013 at 12:20 pm

    I think my favorite joke made entirely of a cutaway in the entire series is the scientist’s reaction of “uhh” to Troy’s “We ask this *scientoglosit*…”.

    • 3 Anonymous
      13 July 2013 at 3:07 pm


      • 4 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
        13 July 2013 at 7:16 pm

        Damn! Sorry, you’re right. I f-ed up the joke.

        • 5 RaikoLives
          14 July 2013 at 9:32 am

          You were right about that being an excellent use of a cutaway, though. One of the best.

          • 6 Stan
            14 July 2013 at 2:05 pm

            Was that really a cutaway? In an educational film, “we now ask X” and briefly they show X… I dunno, for me a “cutaway” gag is when one says something like what would happen if X and Y got together, and then they show it. It kinda amplified the humor, and is really good when used within context, and totally bad when used as Family Guy does it (i.e. out of the blue).

            • 7 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
              14 July 2013 at 5:53 pm

              Ну лаааааадно, стась

              Just couldn’t resist piling on, eh? :) Whatever you wanna call it, it’s funny.

  3. 8 Zartok-35
    13 July 2013 at 7:29 pm

    Animated by Mike Marcantel.

  4. 9 ecco6t9
    14 July 2013 at 2:35 am

    Look at the background characters SHOWING emotion.

    Clearly this is an episode from the future when computers can animate such complex expressions as the two boys in orange shirts.

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