Quote of the Day

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“Before I go to camp, I’ll need boosters for malaria, German measles, encephalitis, Hansen’s disease-” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, now I’m afraid what we have here is an advanced case of hypochondria.  There’s only one known cure: a lollypop.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Don’t patronize me, Doctor.” – Lisa Simpson

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 16 July 2013 at 1:06 pm

    Don’t even need to scroll down to read the quote. The facial expression has me laughing right away.

  2. 2 frank
    16 July 2013 at 1:24 pm

    We Want Krunchy!

  3. 6 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
    16 July 2013 at 5:34 pm

    As a waiter I once responded to a table’s inquiry of “Is the fish fresh?” with “Well, it ain’t get’n any fresher.”

    • 7 Mark Rodkin
      17 July 2013 at 8:22 pm

      If you don’t like it, TS (as a kid, i remember being a bit surprised they could/would say TS on broadcast TV, certainly the first time i ever heard it on OTA primetime tv)

      • 8 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
        17 July 2013 at 8:49 pm

        Heh…I remember I began using “TS” in middle school some time after this.

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