Quote of the Day

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“Free sample of fabric softener?  Woo-hoo! . . . Mmm, I can feel three kinds of softness.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, what are you doing down there?” – Lisa Simpson
“Washing my fat guy hat, honey.” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Leo
    18 July 2013 at 5:57 pm

    So, er uh.. I hate to spoil a perfectly good quote’s page, but… you guys heard about this?


    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      18 July 2013 at 6:36 pm

      Yeah, I saw it. It’s already eating its way through the links for Reading Digest tomorrow. Honestly? Kind of a nothing burger.

    • 18 July 2013 at 8:12 pm

      What are the odds Matt Groening will leave his name on this one?

    • 4 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
      18 July 2013 at 11:18 pm

      I’m reminded of a quote from “Dumb and Dumber”:

      “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber….you go and do something like this…and TOTALLY redeem yourself!”

    • 5 Stan
      19 July 2013 at 7:31 am

      “Guys, I’ve been breaking television with my shit since 2000, and now you have to help me fix it!”
      “Sure thing Matt, this is what you pay.”

  2. 6 Al Gore Doll
    18 July 2013 at 6:45 pm

    Yeah, that’s a problem for people who still watch the show, not me.

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