Quote of the Day

Homer vs. The 18th Amendment7

“What’s the matter, Chief?” – Eddie
“Yeah, you barely touched your Banana-Ka-Boom.” – Lou
“This isn’t a very happy birthday for Rex Banner.” – Rex Banner 

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 20 July 2013 at 2:13 pm

    To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!

  2. 20 July 2013 at 8:17 pm

    *Other quote from the episode*

    • 3 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
      20 July 2013 at 9:37 pm

      No one who saw [this episode] would say that! – Milhouse

      • 4 Monty Python Forever
        21 July 2013 at 2:19 am

        This had better be the best beer in the world! You got lucky!
        Boom, Kaboom! It must be that bean I had for dinner.
        Anyone who violates the law shall be punished by catapulting.
        It’s the best little pet shop in town!
        Rex Banner came in to restore order and shoot the bad guys!
        I had to sell the trigger to feed my family.
        I don’t know why everyone says the mob is so bad.
        I’m sure people will enjoy nonalcoholic Duff just as much as regular Duff. Well, that’s the end of me.
        A lone, shadowy figure stands vigil over the abandoned Duff plant.
        What do you want: A kiss? Well–um–no.
        Tuck in your shirt! Shine your shoes! Take the badge out of your mouth!
        Everyone was having so much fun after alcohol was prohibited: People were drinking more.

  3. 5 Zartok-35
    21 July 2013 at 1:33 am

    Animated by Hunilla Fodor.

  4. 22 July 2013 at 4:32 am

    My Birthday is July 26th, many people born in July this pic/quote reminds me of :)

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