Quote of the Day

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“Now, remember, Wanda, whatever shape the wax takes, that’s what your husband’s job will be.” – Janie
“It’s a mop, my husband will be a janitor.” – Wanda
“That looks like an Olympic torch to me, your husband could be an Olympic athlete who will go on to have a great acting career!” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s a dustpan.” – Wanda
“The wax never lies.” – Lisa Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Monty Python Forever
    8 August 2013 at 12:56 pm

    It looks like those trophies shaped like Nick’s head in Lollipop Chainsaw.

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