Quote of the Day

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“Our first issue, sir, is our low productivity and record high worker accident rate.” – Mr. Smithers
“Any suggestions?” – C.M. Burns
“A round of layoffs might wake up the idiots.” – Male Executive
“We could put caffeine in the water cooler.” – Female Executive
“Those are my ideas!  You people don’t think, you regurgitate!” – C.M. Burns

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
    23 August 2013 at 8:26 am

    Gotta say that one of the all-time best lines is Smithers’ reading of…

    “Dimoxini?…to keep *brain* from freezing?!”

    Man, love the subtlety of the very early seasons.

  2. 2 Monty Python Forever
    23 August 2013 at 1:57 pm

    “You ruined you father, you crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary!

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