Quote of the Day

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“Smithers, guess what happened to me last night?” – C.M. Burns
“I don’t know, sir.  You had sex with that old woman?” – Mr. Smithers
“She said no to me!  Do you know how many women have said no to me?  One-hundred-thirty!  But only one since I’ve become a billionaire.” – C.M. Burns

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Junetemperature
    27 August 2013 at 8:21 pm

    Hahaha. Forgot about this exchange; it’s surprisingly sweet.

  2. 2 Sophisticated Adult
    10 September 2013 at 7:36 am

    Actually this was on the English channel 4 the other day and they cut out Smithers’ line.

    They butcher the Simpsons

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