Quote of the Day

Bart the Murderer16

“You’re eight hours early for work.  I like that.” – Fat Tony
“Did you kill my principal?” – Bart Simpson
“Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache?” – Fat Tony
“No, my principal!” – Bart Simpson
“That Skinner guy?  No we didn’t kill him.” – Legs

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 10 September 2013 at 1:54 pm

    He is the cancer, and I am the, um… what cures cancer.

    • 2 Anonymous
      12 September 2013 at 7:55 pm

      You wouldn’t happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401. What’s a truck? Don’t play dumb with me! Come on, sit down, have a drink: the boy makes an excellent Manhattan. Mm, this is good. I’m still going to catch you, though.

  2. 10 September 2013 at 9:39 pm

    Hah. I remember in that episode skinner didn’t lived with his mother yet!

  3. 4 Frank
    11 September 2013 at 10:30 am

    And he was tough. He actually stood up to Fat Tony and his goons, and threw them out of his office!

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