“Loyal Stonecutters! Let us begin our re-enactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, you can’t just keep hanging out with these colobus monkeys. Somebody’s gonna get parasites.” – Marge Simpson
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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Someone should make a list of the best one timne organizations, like the one time characters on the last Read Digest.
Stonecutters: Hilarious, an elaborate, detailed organization filled with great characters and activities, mixing aspects of both a serious group and an informal meeting between friends.
Egg Council: Simple but weird and great, and actually prescient, as recent evidence suggests the Vitamin B in eggs is very useful and helps prevent the feeling of a thousand flaming knives stabbing you in heart, when you think your daughter cost you $12,000 but she cost you $12,000,000.
Mysterious Prisoner-style island: An amusing reference to a great television show, a nice variety of jokes and characters, and Homer’s hilarious literal doppelganger.
Australia: A horrible island populated by violent criminals, ruined by the influence of monstrous animals, and funny in the Simpsons.
Itchy and Scratchy Land: A hilarious combination of the best movies ever, The Terminator and Jurassic Park, and an excellent parody of paranoia about robots, which are awesome. It is also great in Europe.
Veterans of Unpopular Wars: A guy losing his eye to a little umbrella: A reference to Frank Burns almost losing an eye to an eggshell in MASH?
North Haberbrook: It never had a monorail, no matter what the evidence says.
Yale: Any college that rejects Larry Burns and permits Bush family members to join is not for me!
Ned Flanders’s Orwellian dictatorship: I knew Flanders was pure evil, long before the episode where he went crazy, and this alternate timeline proved it.
Simpson and Son aphrodisiac company: Homer and Abraham Simpson are just as funny when they work together as when they fight with each other.