Quote of the Day

Fear of Flying12

“If word gets out about this, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughingstock.  In exchange for your silence, I’m prepared to offer your family free tickets to anywhere in the United States, excluding Alaska and Hawaii, the freak states.” – Crazy Clown Airlines Executive
“Woo-hoo!  Good news, everybody, because I endangered lives, we can fly anywhere we want.” – Homer Simpson
“Alaska!” – Bart Simpson
“Hawaii!” – Lisa Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Sumguy
    6 October 2013 at 1:04 am

    There’s like ten great lines in here. I wasn’t sure initially where this was from, so I thought it was a highlight from a more recent, travel-style episode. But no, it’s Fear of Flying: an episode that sets up a travel episode perfectly, and then realizes that character study is ten times more interesting.

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      6 October 2013 at 8:51 am

      Very true, and I didn’t even include any of the part on the airplane. “Uh, we’ll need that to live.”

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