Quote of the Day

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“Here, have a flower.” – Rene
“Alright, come on, what’s the catch?  A gorgeous woman don’t just hand you a free daffodil.” – Moe
“Really, you think I’m gorgeous?” – Rene
“Well, the part that’s showing.  I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.” – Moe
“You don’t talk to a lot of women, do you?” – Rene

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 7 November 2013 at 9:01 pm

    Now, is it Rene or Renee? Traditionally, Rene is the male form of the name.

  2. 5 Junetemperature
    8 November 2013 at 12:48 am

    SNPP says Renee.

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