Quote of the Day

Bart Gets an Elephant7

“I’m alive!  I’m alive!  And I owe it all to this feisty feline.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, ‘feline’ means cat.” – Lisa Simpson
“Elephant, honey, it’s an elephant.” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 15 November 2013 at 9:20 am

    I think this episode has to feature Homer at his all-time stupidest, at least in the classic era. Checking the other side of his hand for the phone, going “Whee!” as he gets thrown out of the radio station, trying to give Mr. Black the keys to the elephant, headbutting the nature preserve guy for no reason…I’m pretty sure that’s the lowest his IQ ever sunk prior to Season 9.

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