Quote of the Day

The Last Temptation of Homer9

“You will find happiness with a new love.” – Homer’s Brain
“Oh, even the Chinese are against me.  What’s the point?  I can’t fight fate.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, we’re out of these New Love cookies.” – Madam Chao’s Waiter #1
“Well, open up the Stick With Your Wife barrel.” – Madam Chao’s Waiter #2

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Last Temptation of Homer”!  Original airdate 9 December 1993.

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 9 December 2013 at 7:29 pm

    well they are better than north korean fortune cookies

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