Quote of the Day

Bart the Fink4

“Krusty’s my hero, how I could I do this to him?” – Bart Simpson
“It is a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can’t beat yourself up.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, they’ll be enough people to do that for me at recess tomorrow.” – Bart Simpson

18 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 23 January 2014 at 2:37 pm

    ‘I could I do this to him’? What does that mean?

  2. 4 Zombie Simpsons viewer
    23 January 2014 at 5:28 pm

    wha? me not get joke… must use brain… aah!

  3. 23 January 2014 at 6:16 pm

    Can we just establish that the straw-man “Zombie Simpsons Viewer” is neither funny nor clever and merely proceeds to be less funny and less clever with each passing day? Also, can the guy with multiple personalities (all of them Steve) please find somewhere else to have his mental breakdown? Thank you and thank you.

    • 11 Rembrandt Q. Einstein
      23 January 2014 at 6:59 pm

      lol, yeah, that was me. I was actually parodying the idiot who posted as that strawman on the preview for “What Animated Women Want”. I don’t know who it was, but it was most likely “Nutjob” Stan, “Nitpicky hypocrite” Patrick or “Every other word typed LIKE THIS” Abracadaver.

    • 15 Stan
      23 January 2014 at 7:04 pm

      The irony of it is – a troll-lead blog falls to vague attempts of trolling. What we need here is a hint of love and one cute samoyed puppy.

  4. 16 Rembrandt Q. Einstein
    23 January 2014 at 7:02 pm

    For the record, I have nothing against Charlie Sweatpants. It’s just the commenters who annoy me.

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