“I’m sorry, Apu, I have no choice. You can no longer wear this name patch, and you can no longer tell people about our fried pickles. Now, turn in your pricing gun . . . the other one, too.” – Executive
Happy 20th anniversary to “Homer and Apu”! Original airdate 10 February 1994.
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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The best of this joke is that both guns are pricing.
i also like the white socks in the dress shoes
(that’s totally how i used to dress in high school)
(which was the style at the time)
Ummmm yeah sure.
You sure you’re just not Indian?