Quote of the Day

Stay Out of Riverdale

“Duh, stay out of Riverdale!” – Moose

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    14 May 2014 at 1:32 pm

    Ahahaha! The gang from Archie!

  2. 14 May 2014 at 2:22 pm

    Lousy Riverdale punks!

  3. 3 Steve M
    14 May 2014 at 3:47 pm

    “Stuck-up Riverdale punks, think they’re too good for me!”

  4. 15 May 2014 at 11:19 am

    The writers for ZS are a bunch of Jugheads! Mad props to Archie comics for keeping the comically outdated Swedish janitor stereotype alive and well in the 21st century.

  5. 5 Anonymous
    15 May 2014 at 1:50 pm

    Nobody else wants to be the one to point out the freakily normal skin tones?
    (I fucking love that some writer’s mind went to Archie of all places for this joke)

    • 6 Victor Dang
      15 May 2014 at 7:13 pm

      Now if they made this today, they’d probably have YELLOW skin tones and have a special guest-star crossover episode dedicated to them, with none of the subversiveness of A Star Is Burns.

      Or something.

      Man, I’m tired. I bet I could hire a ZS scriptwriter to finish this comment of mine for me.

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