Quote of the Day

Three Men and a Comic Book11

“I want you to clear out all the weeds.  You do know which ones are weeds?” – Mrs. Glick
“All of ’em?” – Bart Simpson
“Good boy.” – Mrs. Glick

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Frank
    30 May 2014 at 12:39 pm

    eh, that’s what I’ll be doing this weekend.
    and no one will be giving me candy when it’s all done.

    One thing about gardening and digging – they make it look so much easier in cartoons.

    Ever try digging a hole? Man that soil is heavy! In cartoons they make it look lighter than snow.

    • 2 Stan
      30 May 2014 at 12:51 pm

      Did you know that you can get wasted from treating your wounds with alcohol? But you course, you need to have really serious wounds, and simply pour 100% all over them. If you withstand the searing pain, you’ll feel it.

  2. 31 May 2014 at 1:08 pm

    Inspiring quest there. What happeed after? Thanks!

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