Quote of the Day

Lisa the Iconoclast13

“This case holds our most treasured exhibit, objects owned and used by Jebediah.  Here’s his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom, his hatchet with which he hacked at the chains of oppression, and his . . . chamber pot.” – Hollis Hurlbut

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Frank
    9 June 2014 at 1:56 pm

    best guest voice ever – well him and Dustin Hoffman

  2. 4 Rob
    9 June 2014 at 2:59 pm

    “Homer Simpson, Town Crier. I’d like to ask you a few questions. One, where’s the fife? Two, give me the fife.”

    • 5 Mark Rodkin
      9 June 2014 at 6:01 pm

      I’ve got nothing but respect for the office of town crier but this is well outside your jurisdiction.

      • 6 Monty Python Forever
        11 June 2014 at 12:00 am

        Ye old town crier declared shitty by all! Give the job to Homer Simpson, and he shall rock thy world! That’s all well and good, but it’s Flanders’s bell and hat– It’s O.K, that’s no reason Homer can’t take my job!

  3. 7 Steve M
    9 June 2014 at 8:49 pm

    “A pirate? Well, that’s hardly the image we want for Long John Silver’s!”

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