Quote of the Day

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“And bring us the finest food you got, stuffed with the second finest.” – Moe
“Excellent, sir, lobster stuffed with tacos.” – Gilded Truffle Waiter

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 25 July 2014 at 10:22 am

    My favourite bit about this is when they cut back and there’s a half eaten lobster with a tiny sombrero.

  2. 2 Babel DeCarla
    28 July 2014 at 9:09 am

    I wonder if a real restaurant/home cook has ever tried this. I hear about people trying to create Skittlebrau (the beer and Skittles drink from “Bart Star”), but has anyone tried lobster stuffed with tacos? Or the “Out of this World” Moon Waffle? Or whatever Homer made on “$pringfield: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling” that consisted of cloves, Tom Collins mix, and a frozen pie crust?

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