Quote of the Day

I Remember

“Mrs. van Houten, I’m Bart’s mother.  We met in the emergency room when the boys drank paint.” – Marge Simpson
“I remember.  Please, come in.” – Luann van Houten

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Mysterio
    27 July 2014 at 11:36 am

    Hahahahah! It’s like saying ‘Hi, I’m your neighbor, we met at the court over fence issues’… Priceless!

  2. 27 July 2014 at 4:35 pm

    Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly!

  3. 3 Babel DeCarla
    28 July 2014 at 9:02 am

    Was that line cut in American syndication, because I don’t remember hearing it. Then again, the only thing I remember about this episode is the running gag with Homer’s picture in the dictionary and the scene where Magic Johnson slides into the arms of adoring cheerleaders (which became kinda awkward to laugh at when he announced that he had AIDS).

    • 4 Mysterio
      29 July 2014 at 5:40 pm

      Why would they cut out a joke about paint drinking? Would that make your child not drink your paint? (I know none that do it bytheway).
      They’re nuts.

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