Quote of the Day

Help Poor People

“I’ve got a weekend job helping the poor, and I’m only eight.” – Lisa Simpson
“Pfft, that’s not a job.  I’s a waste of time.  What can poor people pay you?  Nothing!  What satisfaction do you get from helping ’em?  None!  Who wants to help poor people anyway?  Nobody!” – Homer Simpson

12 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 7 August 2014 at 2:15 pm

    I love how immediately following Homer’s very animated rant they just ignore him and continue on like it never happened.

    • 2 Mysterio
      7 August 2014 at 5:41 pm

      Homer’s actually right, so… where’s the joke?

      • 3 Rembrandt
        7 August 2014 at 7:12 pm

        he’s still being an ass about it, though.

      • 8 Babel DeCarta
        8 August 2014 at 2:36 pm

        The whole thing is actually an author filibuster from the episode writer, John Swartzwelder. He actually hates anything to do with charities and helping the less fortunate. Ain’t learnin’ stuff from DVD commentaries a kick?

  2. 9 jordan
    7 August 2014 at 7:29 pm

    Damn the animation and facial expressions were fantastic back then.
    Found myself looking at the “until now this was the only way to juice and orange” yesterday. Homer on the couch with all his force slamming the orange into his eye, and then the clueless/intrigued look with it dripping off.
    Much brilliance.

    Much the same here. You can tell everything that’s going on just by looking at their expressions.

  3. 12 Dick Steele
    7 August 2014 at 7:43 pm

    *It’s a waste of time

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