Quote of the Day

Selma's Choice13

“You’ve been eating that thing for a week.  I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn.” – Marge Simpson
“Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    28 August 2014 at 4:31 pm

    See, here’s another joke that makes me go “ewww”, especially after he finds that thing still half-eaten under his couch.

    • 2 Valerie Cunningham
      28 August 2014 at 10:13 pm

      Wanna know what’s worse: the whole sandwich part was based on a real sandwich that went bad in the writers’ room. The good news: it didn’t turn purple with mushrooms on it nor did anyone still eat it when it was so rotten that doing so would cause food poisoning or death.

      “Selma’s Choice” has a lot of great moments in it. That’s why I think it’s the best episode of season four (moreso than “Last Exit in Springfield,” but not as much as “Marge and the Monorail.”)

      • 3 Stan
        29 August 2014 at 4:50 pm

        I fully acknowledge that Homer is in no way a cartoon representation of someone IRL. In fact, even eating like he does at an all-you-can-eat at some point cannot go unharmed to one’s general health.
        However, the joke itself requires some “ewww” setup, I guess for the sake of it. I’m glad I learned not to consume food while watching some of these episodes recently.

  2. 4 jordan
    28 August 2014 at 6:53 pm


    “Du.ff Gar.dens… HOORAH!!!!!!”

  3. 5 Victor Dang
    28 August 2014 at 11:29 pm

    Nice try, Charlie, but I saw this post come up early in my inbox late last night! (Noticed it from others, too, maybe it was a WordPress error thing?)

    You may have deleted the post, but you can’t fool me!

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