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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 2 Comments
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YesHeWould

“Hello, Simpson.  My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we’d stop by.” – C.M. Burns
“Would you like to come in for tea and marshmallow squares?” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, he would.” – Blue Haired Lawyer

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  1. 1 You might remember me from
    14 October 2014 at 10:05 am

    Lawyer jokes practically write themselves, considering their life is a joke.

    Don’t sue, I was just kidding.


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