Quote of the Day


“Okay, kids, now I’m gonna teach ya how to trap wild animals.  But this should only be used in a life or death situation.” – Ned Flanders
“Ooh, floor pie.” – Homer Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Frank
    19 November 2014 at 2:40 pm

    i like how even without the sounds, you can tell exactly what Homer J is thinking, just from his facial expressions.
    I love that last one – so sad and defeated

  2. 2 Stan
    19 November 2014 at 8:30 pm

    – Ooh…
    – D’oh!
    – Ohhh
    – AWWWW!

  3. 3 Mr. Incognito
    20 November 2014 at 1:52 am

    I’m finding if funnier and funnier just how quickly Homer immediately turns from his stroll through the living room and almost runs over to the floor pie. I can almost imagine a scene where Bart tells Milhouse or Lisa that this isn’t the first time he’s baited Homer into a trap like this.

    • 4 torbiecat
      20 November 2014 at 10:40 am

      I think it’s even funnier how Homer doesn’t even question why a plated slice of pie is on the floor and acts as if something of this nature is of normal occurrence (which might as well be considering the stuff Bart does).

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