Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A9

“Aw, cheer up, Lis.  You got a good grade without even reading the book.  That’s win-win.” – Bart Simpson
“Can’t you see the difference between earning something honestly and getting it by fraud?” – Lisa Simpson
“Hmm, I suppose, maybe . . . if, uh . . . no.  No, sorry, I thought I had it there.” – Bart Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 22 November 2014 at 8:19 am

    One of the last episodes chronologically that I can consider a favorite, despite kind of a dumb ending.

    • 2 Angelm Young
      22 November 2014 at 9:19 am

      Which one, the one where everyone tricks Lisa or the one with Homer crying as he eats Pinchy.

      • 22 November 2014 at 10:47 pm

        The one where everyone tricks Lisa. It’s got some good lines, but as a resolution to a story, it’s a little too big and dumb to let it slide.

        Homer eating Pinchy is hilarious. “Pinchy would’ve wanted it this way!”

    • 4 Joe H
      22 November 2014 at 3:33 pm

      Agreed there. That is if I can remember exactly where this episode was chronologically, which I can’t. But it was certainly among the last that I took the effort to record on tape.

      • 5 Charlie Sweatpants
        23 November 2014 at 10:11 am

        It was November of 1998, middle of Season 10, and it’s one of the few episodes from 10 that I actually like to watch.

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